“二(🕕)战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实(🥇)施安奇奥(🐌)登(dēng )陆计划,迫(😘)于对(🕸)一门(🔱)叫安(🤢)奇奥(🍥)大炮的超(🎹)级武器的忌惮,要(🏴)派两(liǎng )个精锐(ruì )特工(📿)去摧毁这(🎲)门大炮(🌗),结果两(liǎng )个(🚤)傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连(lián )串搞(🙍)笑(💆)事件,阴差阳错的最后完(wán )(📞)成了任务。 片段一:德国(guó )人(🥀)在(🕕)北(🤯)非布置了一个(gè )陷阱,准(zhǔn )备(bèi )了一幅假的防(fáng )御工事地(🔢)图让这二个士兵带(🥎)回去。他们却(🔝)阴差(🐑)阳错的拿走(zǒu )了真(㊙)的地(🙀)图(🙉),最(⛓)终赢得了战役。 片段(duàn )(🚻)二:他们(😍)化(💠)装成管道工潜入德军在意大利(⚾)的司令(lìng )部(bù ),给他(❕)们(men )卫生间(jiān )的(🥊)管道修得乱(luàn )(🚗)七八糟,把将(jiāng )军(🐛)淋(lín )了个落汤(tāng )鸡(🤷)。将军(jun1 )去(qù )换衣服,拉开(😝)抽屉(tì )发现(xiàn )一套新的(de )军服,于是洗(xǐ )头(tóu )洗脸准备(🥤)换上(shàng )新军服(fú )(🥅)的时候(hòu )闭着眼把脸(liǎn )(🔎)盆里(lǐ )的脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽(chōu )屉(tì )里(🔥)了(le )(🚡)(柜子旁边(🚽)有一个(gè )废水桶)。那(📤)个将(🍺)军是最主要的一(yī )个(gè )配(pèi )角(jiǎo ),很(✖)有意思(sī )。到影(🚩)片结束前1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句台(tái )词(🔍)。最(zuì )后(hòu )说(🚪)了一(yī )句“谢(xiè )谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德(🛌)军有一门超级大炮俯视着联(lián )军(jun1 )将要登陆的(de )海滩。这(🍈)二个士兵居然化(huà )装成希特勒(lè )和随从,去视察大炮,把大炮炸掉(diào )了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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